| | These past three or four months I've had a strong desire to invent something; been trying to think up something that everybody could benefit from, regardless of age, race, gender, sexual orientation, religion, or whatever diseases one may carry. I finally settled on the perfect idea maybe two weeks ago, an invention I like to call Pyew-B-Gone (patent pending). It's a clear liquid that you drink daily, a little thicker than water, and the desired effect is to make one's bowel movements odorless.
After I came up with the purpose and name, I invented it; that is, I am longer in the going-to-be-invent-it stage, but the have-now-officially-invented-it stage. I've been drinking it for the past six days, 8 ounces of the stuff every morning, and now, finally, I have seen the actual effects (for some reason I didn't poop at all during those six days). On the bright side, the purpose of Pyew-B-Gone has been met: my bowel movement was completely free of any sort of odor at all. On the downside, it was one of the most painful bouts of diarrhea I've ever had in my life.
If you're interested in purchasing a 2-liter bottle of Pyew-B-Gone, I can be reached via e-mail, or simply send me a comment or message here on Xanga. Remember to ask about the 14-day trial offer.
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| | Posted 3/31/2009 6:46 PM - 43 Views - 4 eProps - 6 comments
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