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Chris-o'-Lanterns, and Two Years Into the Future
Last few days, I've been glowing. I mean, my skin, it's like it's translucent and someone's placed a candle in my belly. I'm a Chris-o'-lantern; that's a good way to put it. No, I'm not literally glowing. … -
A Hunk of Cheese (With No Sex Appeal)
I totally just ground up a huge hunk of cheese in the kitchen sink's garbage disposal. It made my life. And when I say "ground up a huge hunk of cheese," I mean that literally there was a handsome, muscular, life-… -
A Jerk and, What Do You Know, Another Dream
I was at PetSmart yesterday, buying crickets and a heat bulb, 'kay? That place is always pretty dead, but there was this dude there, probably eighteen or nineteen, maybe even only seventeen--I dunno--and he was get… -
Oh How Good it Feels
Looks like I finally got m'self a <a href="http://www.xanga.com/kteejay">girlfriend</a>! -
Photos from Childhood
Halloween. Zombie. I think I was ten or nine. That was the first year I did my own makeup. The reason it looks somewhat crappy is 'cause this was after a long night of trick-or-treating and it got smudgy and sweaty… -
The Unrealized Luxury in Holding Babies: A Short Essay on Breath and Self-Awareness
The good thing about babies is that they can't tell you when you have bad breath. Most people, I think, do not consciously realize this luxury they have when holding babies, the luxury of not having to be self-cons… -
A Good Chat and a Horrible Dream
[I'll fix the formatting of this entry later. Safari is gay.] So I spoke on the phone last night for the first time with someone I met on Xanga a few months ago. I think it was three-and-a-half hours. And I … -
I Met a Girl
So I'm at this festival at Reston Town Center (hereon referred to as RTC). It's around 8:45 in the P.M. or somethin', and my mom's dancing at the bandstand with her new friend/boyfriend or whatever the heck he is. … -
My Second Return and a Disturbing Photo
So I'm back again. Now I'm gonna explain the photo below: A lady I know on MySpace sent me a picture of a flowerpot. In the flowerpot is dry dirt and weeds and a little rock with "HOPE" engraved on it. I thou… -
His Return!
Yes, I am back. I haven't been on for over a week or so because our computer had viruses and hackers on/in it, and so a friend of my mom's fixed it for us for free (he's a computer genius). So, until yesterday, th…
BecauseIamDonnieDarko
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- Name: Chris
- Country: United States
- State: Virginia
- Metro: Manassas
- Birthday: 2/25/1988
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 3/8/2005
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We Can Thank Obama for the Fort Hood Massacre
A few months ago, in Camb... -
MARXIST HEALTH CARE BILL PASSES
Oh no. Oh good Lord, help this country. The new Ma... -
Pro-Abortionists Destroyed by Their Own Logic
I was over on Revelife th...
