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Chris-o'-Lanterns, and Two Years Into the Future
Last few days, I've been glowing. I mean, my skin, it's like it's translucent and someone's placed a candle in my belly. I'm a Chris-o'-lantern; that's a good way to put it. No, I'm not literally glowing. … -
A Hunk of Cheese (With No Sex Appeal)
I totally just ground up a huge hunk of cheese in the kitchen sink's garbage disposal. It made my life. And when I say "ground up a huge hunk of cheese," I mean that literally there was a handsome, muscular, life-… -
I'm So Modest, So Wise
And funny, too. Check this out--this was my response to someone who said "I don't give a fuck" to me: "Well, that's good that you don't give a fuck; not one single, solitary fuck. Fucks should not be given, i… -
The Unrealized Luxury in Holding Babies: A Short Essay on Breath and Self-Awareness
The good thing about babies is that they can't tell you when you have bad breath. Most people, I think, do not consciously realize this luxury they have when holding babies, the luxury of not having to be self-cons… -
I Met a Girl
So I'm at this festival at Reston Town Center (hereon referred to as RTC). It's around 8:45 in the P.M. or somethin', and my mom's dancing at the bandstand with her new friend/boyfriend or whatever the heck he is. … -
Be Patient
Hey, I have gotten your comments and stuff, but I've been busy having fun with photography, and today's been busy with priorities and crap, but I am going to reply to your comments (T-Rex and easalien). Oh, and easalien… -
My Second Return and a Disturbing Photo
So I'm back again. Now I'm gonna explain the photo below: A lady I know on MySpace sent me a picture of a flowerpot. In the flowerpot is dry dirt and weeds and a little rock with "HOPE" engraved on it. I thou… -
A Safe Escape
So I was helping my mom load up a pickup truck that she borrowed from a friend--loaded it with antique chairs and weird little tables and all that crap. And we could tell it was going to rain soon, so when we finis… -
My Date With a Celebrity
Tonight's my big date. Yyyep! Big ol' date for li'l ol' me. Jealous? Yeah, well, sorry, tutz. Here, let me explain: I was out grocery shopping the other day, shopping for groceries at the grocery store, an… -
At Her House at the End of 2005
I was thinking last night about Miranda and the time we had when I first visited her. It was December, 2005. I stayed at her house for 6 days. One night we just slept out in the living room in our sleeping bags. …
BecauseIamDonnieDarko
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- Name: Chris
- Country: United States
- State: Virginia
- Metro: Manassas
- Birthday: 2/25/1988
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 3/8/2005
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