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One: A Bit Disturbing and Puzzling; Two: Immensely Embarrassing
Something very horrible and embarrassing happened to me today. But I, with my grapefruit-sized balls (courage), am going to "bare all," as they say. Before I tell you that story, though, I must first tell you a sl… -
Chris-o'-Lanterns, and Two Years Into the Future
Last few days, I've been glowing. I mean, my skin, it's like it's translucent and someone's placed a candle in my belly. I'm a Chris-o'-lantern; that's a good way to put it. No, I'm not literally glowing. … -
A Hunk of Cheese (With No Sex Appeal)
I totally just ground up a huge hunk of cheese in the kitchen sink's garbage disposal. It made my life. And when I say "ground up a huge hunk of cheese," I mean that literally there was a handsome, muscular, life-… -
A Jerk and, What Do You Know, Another Dream
I was at PetSmart yesterday, buying crickets and a heat bulb, 'kay? That place is always pretty dead, but there was this dude there, probably eighteen or nineteen, maybe even only seventeen--I dunno--and he was get… -
Oh How Good it Feels
Looks like I finally got m'self a <a href="http://www.xanga.com/kteejay">girlfriend</a>! -
Photos from Childhood
Halloween. Zombie. I think I was ten or nine. That was the first year I did my own makeup. The reason it looks somewhat crappy is 'cause this was after a long night of trick-or-treating and it got smudgy and sweaty… -
The Unrealized Luxury in Holding Babies: A Short Essay on Breath and Self-Awareness
The good thing about babies is that they can't tell you when you have bad breath. Most people, I think, do not consciously realize this luxury they have when holding babies, the luxury of not having to be self-cons… -
I Met a Girl
So I'm at this festival at Reston Town Center (hereon referred to as RTC). It's around 8:45 in the P.M. or somethin', and my mom's dancing at the bandstand with her new friend/boyfriend or whatever the heck he is. … -
Dreams and Memories
It's been nine-and-a-half months, and I'm still having bad dreams about her. I sort of forget some of the details of the one last night. She had called me or something. No, no, she wrote me a letter through the m… -
The Vomit on My Bed: The Thorn in My Side
Adult Swim last night. Watched it, see? It was funny. I like it, see? Alright, enougha that. Anyway, I went downstairs to my room after my shows were over (around 2:30 in the morning, I think). I then pac…
BecauseIamDonnieDarko
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- Name: Chris
- Country: United States
- State: Virginia
- Metro: Manassas
- Birthday: 2/25/1988
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 3/8/2005
Recent Weblogs
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MARXIST HEALTH CARE BILL PASSES
Oh no. Oh good Lord, help this country. The new Ma... -
Pro-Abortionists Destroyed by Their Own Logic
I was over on Revelife th... -
I've Invented Something That Mostly Works!
These past three or four ...
