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I'm So Modest, So Wise
And funny, too. Check this out--this was my response to someone who said "I don't give a fuck" to me: "Well, that's good that you don't give a fuck; not one single, solitary fuck. Fucks should not be given, i… -
I Was Kissed
Dang, all! Guess what! I befriended some random people on MySpace, and one of them--a GIRL!--said this to me: "I think I love your personality! Hahaha, it's great!" Freakin' wow, man, right? Though I think wha… -
The Vomit on My Bed: The Thorn in My Side
Adult Swim last night. Watched it, see? It was funny. I like it, see? Alright, enougha that. Anyway, I went downstairs to my room after my shows were over (around 2:30 in the morning, I think). I then pac… -
The Smoking Trush
Gonna try to make this a short entry. Just thought I'd let you all know what I saw today. Today, as I was driving through the entrance of my neighborhood, I looked to my right and saw a small, bushy tree--let'… -
The Scariest Thing One Can Possibly Go Through
I pooped about twenty minutes ago and finished cleaning the mess off the floor about five minutes ago. (By the way, just for the record, it was as wide as an old-fashioned glass Coke bottle. I think you know what … -
The Talented Mr. Graham
Some of you--those of you who AIM me and talk to me on the phone--may know that I don't have a job. And if you know this, then you also probably know that I hate working. But I do need money. I'm have around -600… -
Chris Graham Is Sexy for a Day
Alright, people, something crazy happened to me overnight. You know how when you wake up in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror, you look a lot skinnier? Well, this is because when we spend such a long … -
The Itch Was Conquered
You know how when you scratch yourself on any given area (elbow, thigh, whatever) the area adjacent to it starts to itch? The itch travels, right? Well I woke up early this morning, around eight or so, and I w… -
Peeing with an Erection: A Lesson from Chris Graham
Warning: The following blog contains frank descriptions of the male anatomy, along with some toilet humor. If you are someone who knows Chris Graham personally in any way, it might be best if you sit this one out, both … -
My Hypothetical Tail: Why I Would Make the Perfect Dog
Dogs have tails. I do not. Instead of a tail, I have a butt crack. And at the very top of my butt crack, it seems as though I have muscles. Why does it seem like I have muscles? Well, first I must e…
BecauseIamDonnieDarko
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- Name: Chris
- Country: United States
- State: Virginia
- Metro: Manassas
- Birthday: 2/25/1988
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 3/8/2005
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