This is my opinion of two things: Internet surveys that ask the same questions, and 95% of the females on MySpace who answer those surveys. (Xanga girls--you're not exempt from this!) [Commence satirical observati…

Yes, I am back. I haven't been on for over a week or so because our computer had viruses and hackers on/in it, and so a friend of my mom's fixed it for us for free (he's a computer genius). So, until yesterday, th…

I really hate when people claim they're moral people or "overall a good person" when they have no idea what morality is in the first place. That's like saying, "I'm a xenophobe" when you have no idea what xenophobi…

Alright--I worked on this poem from April 11 to April 15 during the very early mornings (3 or 4 a.m.). It may be one of the crappiest poems in the world, but it is one of my better ones. I haven't quite figured out the…

Alright, people, something crazy happened to me overnight. You know how when you wake up in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror, you look a lot skinnier? Well, this is because when we spend such a long …