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One: A Bit Disturbing and Puzzling; Two: Immensely Embarrassing
Something very horrible and embarrassing happened to me today. But I, with my grapefruit-sized balls (courage), am going to "bare all," as they say. Before I tell you that story, though, I must first tell you a sl… -
I Met a Girl
So I'm at this festival at Reston Town Center (hereon referred to as RTC). It's around 8:45 in the P.M. or somethin', and my mom's dancing at the bandstand with her new friend/boyfriend or whatever the heck he is. … -
My Dreams Will Be the Death of Me; or, Everyone Is Lying
I don't fall in love with people. I fall in love with fictions. I fall in love not with actual beings, but with the person someone claims to be. All of them, every one of them, they're all actors. They put on li… -
A Safe Escape
So I was helping my mom load up a pickup truck that she borrowed from a friend--loaded it with antique chairs and weird little tables and all that crap. And we could tell it was going to rain soon, so when we finis… -
The Smoking Trush
Gonna try to make this a short entry. Just thought I'd let you all know what I saw today. Today, as I was driving through the entrance of my neighborhood, I looked to my right and saw a small, bushy tree--let'… -
Chris Graham Is Sexy for a Day
Alright, people, something crazy happened to me overnight. You know how when you wake up in the morning and look at yourself in the mirror, you look a lot skinnier? Well, this is because when we spend such a long … -
The Itch Was Conquered
You know how when you scratch yourself on any given area (elbow, thigh, whatever) the area adjacent to it starts to itch? The itch travels, right? Well I woke up early this morning, around eight or so, and I w… -
Sarah's Parade
I took little Sarah to the annual Christmas parade in Old Town Anamas [pronounced ANNA-maw]. She loved to go every year, as do the other children, for it marked the two weeks left until Christmas arrived. It was… -
Esther Immanuel
I'm still in love with Miranda. I want you all to note that as I tell this short little story. Today, for the first time, I went to Centreville Baptist Church's College Life Bible study group. I have to admit that one… -
30. Six-Word Stories
[Note: I got this idea from someone else's Xanga. They got the idea from Ernest Hemingway] Add your own to these in comments! 1) House for sale; haunted, in fact. 2) She hit me, I killed her. 3) My dog ran into the s…
BecauseIamDonnieDarko
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- Name: Chris
- Country: United States
- State: Virginia
- Metro: Manassas
- Birthday: 2/25/1988
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 3/8/2005
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