March 10, 2008

  • Wherefore Art Thou, Happiness?

         Right here, baby! 
         Boy, am I a son of a bitch!  Or should I say ex-son of a bitch!
         That’s right–my mother, the aforementioned “bitch,” has died!

         [Note to self: When you die, and before you get to Hell, make sure God is aware that this is a joke, and that he loves his mother dearly.]

March 8, 2008

  • Zen in the Art of Drive-By Shootings

    I just got done eating dinner.  Black labrador again, actually.  I’m getting kinda tired of it, but, hey, you can’t always have children for dinner.

    Haha!  I know, I know–I’m a douchefag.

    But on to a more serious issue: drive-by shootings.  I was involved in a drive-by shooting last Saturday, exactly one week from today.   It began with a rap concert in D.C.  I was with one of my newer friends, T-Rod, and his “boy” Thug’emz.  It was my first rap concert, but, judging from how well T-Rod and Thug’emz grabbed their crotches, I could see immediately that it was probably their tenth or twentieth.  And to be fair, it should be said that the art of crotch-grabbing is quite a bit more complex than rappers would let on to: First of all, crotch-grabbing usually goes down when the crotch-grabber is wearing baggy sweatpants.  Secondly, you can’t very well rap to the audience and look down at your crotch, so crotch-grabbing requires one to know exactly where his “anatomy” hangs.  If you grab too low, you get nothing but cotton, and it will appear to the audience that you have a small penis.  On the other hand, if you grab too high, it will look like you are merely trying to adjust your pants, a very “cracka” thing to do.  (Note: if the latter were to occur, you could always play it off as if you were actually trying to adjust your pants.)  My irrelevant-to-the-story-at-hand point is this: crotch-grabbing requires precise precision, and a knowledgeable knowledge of where exactly you dangle.  Now, on to the drive-by shooting!

    After the concert we get into T-Rod’s father’s Escalade.  We drive out of the parking lot.  We start heading down the dark street of D.C. (when I say “the street,” I don’t mean we were driving down the only street in D.C.).  So we’re driving along when Thug’emz, from the tinted windows of the back seat, spots a badonkadonk making its way along the sidewalk.  And for you “crackas” out there, a badonkadonk is, according to the Urban
    Dictionary
    , “an ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who
    possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into a
    round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be
    moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of
    butt-crack).”  The boldness appears courtesy of me.  So, bouncing along the sidewalk in purple Spandex is a badonkadonk, with a black lady conveniently attached.

    This was when it turned ugly (the situation, not the badonkadonk).  While Thug’emz was hoopin’ and hollerin’ in the back seat at the waddle of those precious buns, T-Rod reaches across me for the glove compartment.  And what does he pull out?  Negro’s best friend: a gun.

    Now, when that gun made its appearance, I began to really freak out, naturally:  I didn’t want him to shoot anybody, “especially not someone with such a prized possession, such a gift from the Heavens,” I said to him.  And then he explained it to me: he wasn’t going to kill her for the sake of the mere violence that Negro folk are known for; instead, he was going to kill her because he wanted something that she possessed: the badonkadonk.  And that made much more sense to me.

    So T-Rod tells me to roll down my window, which I do, of course, because, you know, who’s gonna argue with an armed Negro, whether he’s a friend or not?  I roll down my window.  T-Rod shouts out to the badonkadonk, “Hey, baby-pie!  I gots a little secret to tell ya!”  The badonkadonk’d woman spoke back: “Who, me?”  T-Rod: “Yeah, you!”  And then the badonkadonk’d woman said something else, but none of us understood it.  “What?” shouted T-Rod.  “No, I can’t hear you!  What?  Oh, you can’t hear me, either?  I says, ‘I gots a little secret to tell ya!’“  The badonkadonk’d woman still couldn’t understand what T-Rod was saying, so T-Rod, known for his temper, pulled over to the side of the road, got out of the Escalade, and approached her.  That’s about the same time that the badonkadonk noticed the gun in T-Rod’s hand, so she immediately started kicking and punching him, and all the while she was able to shout insults at T-Rod and scream for help!  The first blow went right to T-Rod’s once-grabbed-but-now-kicked crotch, and if you’ve seen any Will Farrell movie, you know right away that that sent T-Rod to the ground, curled up in a ball. 

    Now, it took Thug’emz and I a little while to comprehend what exactly just happened; one minute we’re doing a drive-by shooting, the next minute we’re practically being mugged! So once it became clear to us, we hastily got out of the Escalade to help our friend.  We ran up to the two of them, scaring the woman away.  Thug’emz and I were kneeling down by T-Rod, asking him if he were okay.  I held his head in my lap, and Thug’emz held an ice-pack which he produced form his pocket to T-Rod’s groin.  (Thug’emz always carries ice-packs on him, “just in case.”)  I asked T-Rod where his gun was, but he was too dazed to answer.  While we’re attending to our wounded buddy, we hear a car door slam some ten feet behind us.  We turn around, Thug’emz and I, to see the badonkadonk’d woman behind the wheel of the Escalade!  The passenger side window was rolled down, so we had a clear visual of her glossy lips as she shouted these words:

    “Hey!  Baby-pie!  I gots a secret to tell ya!”

    She raises her hand, aims T-Rod’s gun at us, and the bullets start flying!  Thug’emz took off like a Kenyan in a marathon, a bullet barely grazing his ear.  She popped one into T-Rod’s behind, and I got hit in the ankle. 

    And then the badonkadonk’d woman drives away, tires screeching, making off with T-Rod’s dad’s Escalade!

    The police arrived at the scene very quickly (they followed the sound of gunshots and tires on asphault).  I’m sure the cops were very entertained when they arrived: I lay slumped over T-Rod’s body in an accidentally sexual-looking way, and T-Rod, from the wound to his arse, was moaning.  It looked/sounded bad.

    But, as do all great stories, this story has a moral, and while I do not condone handling guns while in a car, if you do decide to commit a drive-by shooting, DO NOT GET OUT OF THE CAR.  Just take aim, fire, and keep on truckin’!

March 7, 2008

  • My Political Views

    Note: While I agree with everything in this post, I didn’t necessarily have the creativity to come up with all of it
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    The symbol for Republicans is an elephant.
    The symbol for Democrats is a donkey, jackass, or simply an ass.
    And it’s really quite fitting, if you ask me:

    The Seven Pillars of Liberalism
    J – Just deny it.
    A – Always blame America.
    C – Clinton is good, perjury is very bad.
    K – Kill innocent babies, not convicted murderers.
    A – Al-Qaeda has rights, Christians don’t.
    S – Support our troops by rooting against them.
    S – Socialism: There is no substitute!

    I just visited a blog in which someone posted a complaint that a comic strip from a newspaper had a pro-Christian overtone (or is it undertone?).  And people left a lot of comments agreeing with the person, saying it was disgusting and stuff (which it wasn’t at all).  Liberals complain when Conservatives talk about Christianity, but there are WAY more liberal/Democratic/anti-Bush/anti-Christian comics in the papers.  Point being, when something doesn’t go their way, they whine and complain.

    LIBERAL LIE:
    Separation of Church and State was never intended to exclude God.  Rather, it was intended to ensure religious freedom.

    Al Gore (the sore-losing, whining, supposed “environmentalist”) – his house in Nashville, TN, consumes 20 times the amount of energy that the average American home uses.  Talk about hypocricy.

    George W. Bush never started a war.  Ever.  Terrorists did when they killed some 3,000 of our people just for the fun of it.

    Liberals/Democrats back down at the slightest signs of conflict.  They give in.  If someone were to punch a liberal in the face, the LIBERAL would apologize to the PUNCHER!  They are cowards.

    Liberals claim that Bush lied, and therefore should be impeached or imprisoned or killed.  However, he didn’t lie.  He was misinformed.  BUT, when CLINTON lied (under oath, mind you) about cheating on his wife several times, liberals didn’t care.  They said it didn’t matter and that he should NOT be impeached.  Again, talk about hypocricy.

    Democrats supposedly think we all should be able to practice whatever religion we want…except for Christians.

    Liberalism: A way of life that conforms to the belief that one should be able to do whatever he or she wants, as long as it feels good or feels right, without regard as to whether it harms someone else or actually IS right; Selfishness.

    There is no such thing as global warming.  It’s called weather cycles.  Right now we are in one of the warmer cycles.  Actually, apparently we are in an ice age.  Ice ages don’t have all ice.  Ice ages go through warm phazes.  And we are just in that phaze right now.  Scientists say the earth will freeze over again in the very distant future.  No global warming.  WEATHER CYCLES. 

February 13, 2008

  • A Death of a Friend

    Just got news today that my friend (the only one I hang out with), died two days ago at the gym.  He was 21.  He was also my “roommate”: he rented one of the upstairs rooms in the townhouse I live in with my mom.  He was on the treadmill at the gym for maybe twenty minutes when he stepped off and then just collapsed on the floor.  Autopsy reports haven’t found anything abnormal, but the toxicology (or is it toxology?) report will come back in about two weeks.  That’s the test to see if there were any poisons/toxins/drugs in his system.  Don’t leave comments on my site saying, “I’m sorry, Chris,” or anything like that: I’m not too sad, just disturbed and very shocked.  Who knows, maybe it will hit me at the viewing/funeral.  Anyway, it’s he I feel sorry for: he had very big plans for his future.  A decent life, cut short.   Very tragic, and a great shame.  He was Jonathan Wooden Sandifer, but he liked to be called JJ (without periods after the Js).  I’ll probably write more about this in later days.  Maybe a few weeks.  And I’ll soon be posting a YouTube video about it (for my own personal records of what went on in my life in February of 2008).

January 28, 2008

  • Abortion and the Constitution

    I
    recently sent out a few letters to some pro-choice organizations. So
    far, I have received one reply, and she avoided all of my
    questions/statements, and instead gave me hostility and incorrect
    facts that mislead women.

    Here is my letter:

    Hello
    there. I just want to point out a few facts that pro-choicers tend
    to hide. Though I’m going to assume that upon hearing that first
    sentence, you will immediately dismiss me as a Christian “fanatic,”
    or simply delete my e-mail without bothering to become further
    educated in the matter.

    If
    you are still reading, congratulations! You passed the test that
    most pro-choicers fail.

    To
    correct your first assumption, no, I am not a “fanatic” of any
    kind. Yes, I am a Christian, but it would be a fallacy to assume
    that, just because of one’s religion, he is illogical or knows
    nothing or has nothing important to say. I will not argue any
    Christian points; only the legal and scientific ones.

    If
    you are STILL reading this, then you truly have done what most of
    your kind refuse to do. And that is to listen. Because when you
    listen, you learn. Right?

    Moving
    along, Jane Roe (the pro-abortion woman of the Roe v. Wade case),
    wrote a book shortly after she won the case. The book explains why
    abortion is a good thing. The media covered the publishing of this
    book greatly, and the book itself received good reviews. Later, in
    the mid-90s, the very same “Jane Roe” wrote another book speaking
    AGAINST abortion. She changed her mind on the issue, and said that
    she was wrong, and that abortion was immoral and selfish. My
    question to you is this: why do most pro-choicers not know of this
    book? Well, I can answer some of that question: one of the reasons
    is because the media didn’t cover that book, didn’t even give it a
    review, because the media likes it’s viewers to agree with them. So,
    the media says, “We are for abortion,” and therefore they
    refuse to present both sides of the story. This is very common among
    pro-choicers, as you know–to present only your side of the story,
    and to claim the other side as a bunch of religious fanatic nut-jobs.
    Well, name-calling is a fallacy, unfortunately for you.

    Still
    with me? Probably not. But, hey, you’re a pro-choicer–I didn’t
    think you would listen to the other argument.

    Nonetheless,
    I shall go on:

    The
    fact that the person who made abortion LEGAL now declares it is
    immoral and that she was mistaken is only ONE of the reasons why I am
    against abortion.

    Here
    is another reason: according to many medical dictionaries, a fetus is
    “a living human organism.” But I bet you won’t post that
    on your Web site, right?

    Once
    I read that a fetus was indeed a living human organism, I thought,
    “Wow.” I then looked online for the dictionary’s
    definition of “human.” This is what it says, along with
    many other definitions:

    “of,
    pertaining to, characteristic of, or having the nature of people.”
    That’s the adjective form. A fetus certainly has the same
    “characteristics” and the instincts, or “nature,”
    of a week-old baby, doesn’t it? Well, according to the dictionary,
    that makes it “human.”

    Here’s
    the noun form of “human”:

    “any
    individual of the genus Homo, esp. a member of the species Homo
    sapiens.” Since this is what a human is, then surely a fetus is
    a human, because, as it turns out, a fetus is ALSO a member of the
    species Homo sapien.

    Now,
    let’s see whether or not a fetus is truly alive. According to
    science, in order for something to be living, it needs living cells.
    Does a fetus have living cells? Yes. Not only is a fetus made up of
    the exact same things a 12-year-old and an 80-year-old are made of,
    but a fetus “converts nutrients and oxygen into energy that causes
    its cells to divide, multiply, and grow,” just as a 75-year-old’s
    cells do. But let’s move on to the official definition of the word
    “alive.” It is this: “having life; living; existing;
    not dead or lifeless.”

    Well,
    we’ve already established that a fetus “has life.” We’ve
    already established that a fetus is “living.” A fetus
    certainly does “exist.” A fetus is not “dead.”
    A fetus is not “lifeless.”

    Fact
    # 1: Fetuses have nerve endings. Do you know what nerve endings are?
    They are what allow you to feel pain. Therefore, because a fetus
    has nerve endings, it feels pain. It must not be very pleasant to be
    vacuumed up, and suctioned out of your home of nine months. Must be
    even more unpleasant to have your head pulled off.

    Fact
    # 2: Fetuses learn things in the womb, and are therefore sentient.
    For instance, do you know why babies are comforted when its mother
    rocks it in her arms? It is because the rocking motion reminds him
    or her of being inside the womb, where the baby was almost always in
    a constant rocking motion. Studies also suggest that a baby, when he
    or she is just born, recognizes his mother’s voice.

    Fact
    # 3: Not only do fetuses feel pain, but they cry. The fact that
    fetuses learn and feel pain are proof of consciousness.

    Fact
    # 4: At 7 weeks old, a fetus has detectable brainwaves, one of the
    legal criteria in determining whether a person is alive. So if
    person does not have brainwaves, he is declared legally dead.
    Wouldn’t this mean, then, that if a person DOES have brainwaves, he
    should be declared living?

    Now,
    let’s get to the Constitution: The Fourteenth Amendment states the
    following: “No State shall…deprive any person of life,
    liberty, or property….” Well, according to medical textbooks,
    a fetus is “life” (a living human organism), and according
    to the dictionary, a fetus is a human.

    But
    is a fetus a “person”? Let us look at our trusty
    dictionary. One of the definitions of “person” is this: “a
    human being.”

    Wait,
    what?

    A
    fetus is not only living, not only human, but a person? Then that
    must mean that the Fourteenth Amendment also applies to a fetus, for,
    once again, a fetus IS a “person,” the same type of
    “person” that the Fourteenth Amendment mentions.

    Moving
    along, the last time I checked (just now, in fact), one of the
    definitions of “murder” was this: “the killing of
    another human being.”

    Fetus,
    according to science = human being.

    Murder,
    according to dictionary = killing humans.

    Abortion
    = killing humans.

    Abortion,
    therefore = murder.

    Sure,
    sure, I understand that having a baby stuck in you for nine months
    can sometimes be a pain and an inconvenience. But is it not there
    because of your own actions? Are we not to take responsibility for
    what we’ve done? But let’s not play the blame game. Instead, think
    of it this way: What is more significant: your inconvenience, or a
    living human being?

    Here
    is a description of something that happened in the courtroom of the
    Supreme Court: the attorney for Roe (the pro-choice woman), kept
    arguing back and forth with one of the judges. After some more back
    and forth talk between Roe’s attorney and the judge, another judge
    interrupted the two of them to ask Roe’s attorney a question. That
    question was this: “[To take the position of abortion], you’d
    have to say that this would be the equivalent after the child was
    born if the mother thought it bothered her health any having the
    child around, she could have it killed. Isn’t that correct?”

    Roe’s
    attorney replied: “That is correct.”

    In
    other words, the judge asked Roe’s attorney if he, Roe’s attorney,
    thought that a woman has the right to have her BORN baby killed if
    the baby is bothersome to the mother.

    Roe’s
    attorney said that, yes, he agrees that a woman should be able to
    have her BORN baby killed for the convenience of the mother.

    My
    question for you is this: How is that sane thinking? How is that
    logical in the least bit? That is one of the reasons Hitler started
    his Holocaust: because he felt that the Jews were an inconvenience in
    a way.

    Fact
    # 5: 99% of abortions are done because of a convenience issue. That
    means that 99% of the people who have abortions are doing so because
    they just don’t want a baby.

    Again:
    What is more important: Life? Or convenience?

    Fact
    # 6: A fetus has human DNA. Then again, so does a hair follicle.
    Hair follicles ARE human (adjective), but they are not A human
    (noun). A hair follicle cannot grow to be an adult, whereas a fetus
    can and does (if only his mother would permit him).

    Fact
    # 7: In the 1970s, abortion was seen was a great way to reduce child
    abuse in the future (apparently we can see the future and know when a
    baby will be abused). Here are the statistics: in 1973, there were
    approximately 167,000 cases of child abuse. In 1999, there were
    approximately 3,244,000 cases of child abuse. As you can see, child
    abuse has gotten severely out of hand.

    It
    is often said that a fetus is merely a “potential” human being.
    I ask you this: if a fetus has the potential to become a human being,
    what sort of “being” will it become if it fails to meet its
    potential? You see, “potential human being” is a nonsense term
    which is used by pro-choicers to reduce the guilt of mothers.

    “To
    me, a fetus is nothing more than a parasite that needs me in order to
    survive.” You might be thinking something along those lines,
    right? Well, does a 1-month-old not need you in order to survive? A
    1-week-old? No–a 1-month old or a 1-week-old baby do indeed need
    the mother in order to survive. So are those 1-week-old babies not
    human? Does a dying 98-year-old man not often need to be put on life
    support in order to live longer? No–he does indeed need that
    life-support machine to live. Does that make him not human?

    Sometimes
    conjoined twins who are joined at the head or at the ribs cannot
    survive without the other one because they share a brain or they
    share a heart. So because they depend on one another for survival,
    does that make them not human? No–conjoined twins, although they
    sometimes depend on one another, are indeed human.

    “What
    about in the case of rape?” you ask. Well, does having an
    abortion un-rape you? No.

    Actually,
    there are these places I’ve heard of called “orphanages,”
    and they take in unwanted babies. In fact, the demand for babies
    from orphanages by married and unmarried couples is so high, that
    there is a waiting list! Babies are being adopted left and right to
    loving families who will give them the care and attention that some
    pregnant mothers don’t want to give.

    “But
    don’t I also have the right to choose what I want to do with my own
    body?” You might also be asking yourself that as well. And the
    answer is this: yes. However, a fetus is not part of your body. A
    fetus is totally and wholly it’s own being. It has separate DNA, a
    different growth rate, a separate immune system, a separate
    circulatory system, a separate endocrine system, and sometimes a
    different blood type. Most abortion doctors do not even make the
    claim that a fetus is a part of the woman. Indeed, most abortion
    doctors–yes, you heard me right–most abortion doctors say that the
    baby is its own body, completely.

    If
    a woman chooses to have sex with a man, and she becomes pregnant,
    then doesn’t the fetus have a right to be in her? And don’t even
    MENTION rape, because (a) I already covered that, and (b) abortions
    from rape make up less than 1% of all abortions.

    If
    a fetus was not a separate entity, and it was a male, could it be
    said, then, that the mother has a penis? What about two brains? Two
    hearts? Four legs, arms, and lungs?

    And
    why is it that a 21-week-old baby can be born and live and have full
    human rights, while an unborn 21-week-old can be aborted because of
    the belief that he does NOT have full human rights? Sounds a bit
    contradictory.

    Also
    let it be known parents do not legally own their children; they are
    merely the child’s guardian, and a guardian is someone who makes
    decisions FOR THE CHILD based on the CHILD’S best interest.

    So
    the main question for you to ask yourself is this: “Do I really
    have the right to go against the Constitution of the United States
    and end a separate, living human being’s life for the sake of mere
    convenience?”

    If
    you sat there and read this whole thing, I sincerely, greatly respect
    you for your open-mindedness and willfulness to learn.

    Sincerely,

    Chris
    Graham

    Manassas,
    VA

    thechristophershow@yahoo.com

    [End of letter]

    As I said above, the woman I was
    writing to avoided the questions/ignored the facts of my letter, and
    was very hostile towards me in her response. But in her response,
    she referred me to a few Web articles on the issue. I clicked on the
    first one; it didn’t work. I clicked on the second one; it was very
    long, but I read it in its entirety, as any open-minded person would
    do. After reading the article, I wrote back to the woman who SENT me
    the article, and I quoted many different things from the article and
    then refuted them, as you will see. (Oh, and she also does not
    believe I am an atheist, because if I were an atheist, “surely” I
    would agree with her on the issue.) Again, this is my SECOND letter
    to the lady, whom I have not yet heard back from.

    Thank
    you for replying to my polite letter in a hostile manner. You’ve
    certainly done what I expected you to do.

    So
    I see that it matters a great deal to you whether I am an atheist or
    not. Could this be proof that, if I were a Christian, you would have
    ignored everything I said? What does it matter if I am an atheist or
    not? Does it truly matter to you? Can’t a Christian be just as
    logical about certain things, such as the Constitution?

    Question:
    Why is it, sometimes, that when a person kills a pregnant woman, he
    is charged with two accounts of murder?

    Question:
    No matter if you think abortion is right or wrong, abortion is still
    un-Constitutional, because, as the Fourteenth Amendment says, a
    person has the right to life, and a fetus, as I have proven, is a
    person.

    You
    say in one of your articles (I clicked on the first and second one,
    and only the second one worked) that “anti-choicers”
    (pro-lifers, anti-abortionists…same thing) often make exceptions to
    their own “rules,” if you will, such as in the case of rape
    and some other cases that you mentioned. I am well aware that that
    is what some anti-abortionists think. Most of them do not, however.
    Either way, abortions from rape make up less than 1% of abortions.
    And either way, it is still killing a human life. Abortion, as I
    said, does not “un-rape” you. You still have to deal with
    the “shame” people sometimes feel from being raped, whether
    impregnated or not.

    From
    the second article: “We are not obligated by law to risk our
    lives jumping into a river to save a drowning victim, noble as that
    might be.” So you admit that risking your life to save another
    life is a noble thing. So why not make the noble choice? Pregnant
    women who want abortions, according to your definition of noble,
    never make the noble choice.

    From
    the second article: “Even if a fetus can be said to have a right
    to life, this does not include the right to use the body of another
    human being.” To take this opinion, you would have to agree
    that one of the conjoined twins in my first letter does not have the
    right to life, because it is using the other twin’s body to survive.

    Also,
    what do you have to say about the shameful opinion of Roe’s attorney
    that a mother should have the right to have her BORN baby killed if
    it is bothersome to her? Does that sound logical? Reasonable?
    Sane?

    You
    say that to “loan out her body against her will” is, well,
    against her will. How, exactly, is it “against her will”,
    when she willfully submitted to having sex? This, of course, does
    not apply to the “rape” case. I have already covered that
    one.

    “[Pro-lifers']
    argument is also sexist and puritanical because it punishes women,
    not men, for their sexual behavior.” This statement, along with
    many other statements made by pro-choice women, points to the fact
    that the only thing the pregnant women care about is themselves.
    This is called “selfish” in dictionaries. The simple fact
    that you and other pregnant women think that pregnancy is a
    “punishment” shows us that you do, in fact, feel a little
    guilty for your pregnancy. After all, one should only be punished if
    he is guilty, right? Pregnancy is not a punishment. Pregnancy is
    what occurs in life after someone has sex. It is a natural thing.
    Yes, it is a consequence, but it is a good consequence. Try not to
    view it as a punishment of nature or God or Satan or whatever you
    believe. To view something as truly beautiful as a sperm implanted
    in an egg and then growing to be a living and breathing and active,
    usually happy person, and then to say that it’s a “punishment”
    shows a truly warped perspective of live (not to mention a lack of
    respect for it). Perhaps women feel the need to abort in order to
    punish the men? I don’t know. If that is the case, it certainly
    does not make sense because, unless the man raped you, you were just
    as eager for

    as
    he was for you. Again, pro-lifers aren’t out to “punish”
    women. That is absolutely absurd. The pro-lifer’s agenda is to do
    the “noble” thing, and save “living human organisms,”
    as the medical textbooks say.

    Please
    respond to my points on adoption in the other letter.

    “Even
    if a fetus were a human being with a right to life [which the article
    previously admitted], this right doesn’t automatically overrule a
    woman’s right to choose.” What about the baby’s Constitutional
    right to live? Is a life not more important than mere inconvenience?
    Ah, but the article, I just read, says that being pregnant is not
    just a “mere convenience.” This is what the article says
    are the effects of pregnancy: “…profound physical,
    psychological, and long-lasting consequences….” Well, at
    least the article is noble enough, moral enough, to acknowledge that
    pregnancy is a “consequence” for the mother’s and father’s
    actions. Gaining 20 or 30 pounds is hardly “profound.”
    There are much, much, much worse physical things that can happen to a
    person. Gaining weight is nothing. Sure, it’s harder to walk, to
    bend down, and to sit. But I hardly see how the inconvenience of not
    being able to walk pretty, to bend down, and to sit comfortably
    outweigh the side effects of abortion (and I’m not just talking about
    the death of a “living human”; I am talking about the
    56-or-so-% of women who feel strong guilt after abortions, and the
    other [in-the-teens]% of women who absolutely regret their
    abortions). And the side-effects of pregnancy are not at all
    “long-lasting” in the big scheme of things. It’s not even
    a year.

    “…others
    wish they’d never been born [talk about a rarity]. Life is not a
    picnic for all, especially unwanted children who are at high risk for
    leading dysfunctional lives.” But you are right that life is
    not a picnic. And to have an abortion based on the fact that you
    believe the baby will have a bad life must mean that you can see the
    future. And this quote is especially misleading to women,
    unfortunately, because babies placed in orphanages are almost
    immediately adopted to loving families. It is the 8-year-old orphans
    who have been taken from an abusive home who have a higher risk of
    being dysfunctional, and NOT the infants. Shame on whoever wrote
    that article for truly misleading women.

    “Ultimately
    though, to have a ‘right to life’ requires that one be an individual
    capable of living an independent existence. One must ‘get a life’
    before one has a ‘right to life.’ A fetus is not a separate
    individual—it lives inside a pregnant woman and depends on her for
    its growth.” Where to begin? Some babies are born prematurely
    at 7 months and they have a high survival rate. This is also the age
    for some abortions. According to this quote, “to have a ‘right
    to life’ requires that the individual is capable of living an
    independent existence.” Well that means that some aborted
    babies do indeed have the right to life, because they ARE capable of
    living outside the womb. The article then goes on to say that one
    must get a life before he has a right to life. Well, a fetus does
    indeed have life, for it is alive (it’s cells are alive and
    constantly growing in the EXACT manner of a living adult). “A
    fetus is not a separate individual.” This is perhaps the most
    misleading of information in the entire article. Most doctors who
    perform abortions will tell you that a fetus IS a separate
    individual. Just because something is inside you does not mean it is
    not separate. The food you eat is not a part of you just because it
    is inside you. But yeah, most abortion doctors disagree with that
    statement. “[A fetus] depends on [its mother] for its growth.”
    I congratulate whoever wrote this article for actually including a
    bit of fact! And then I un-congratulate her for failing to point out
    that a 1-week-old also depends on its mother for its growth. So,
    according to this article, that 1-week-old is not alive, and it has
    no right to live. To take the position of this article, one would
    also have to agree with the following statements (unless it wants to
    appear hypocritical): “A person who depends on his pacemaker for
    life has no right to live.” And this one: “A person on
    life-support has no right to live.” I thought you would
    disagree with those statements. So how is it that a baby of any age
    who depends on his mother for survival does not have the right to
    live?

    “Since
    fetuses are physically incapable of believing, speaking, or
    assembling, they cannot have or exercise any constitutional rights.”
    Are you aware that many severely retarded people cannot form their
    own beliefs, cannot speak, and cannot “assemble”? This
    must mean that retarded people “cannot have Constitutional
    rights.” Interesting.

    “‘Everyone
    has the right not to be arbitrarily detained or imprisoned’— if
    fetuses did have rights, this would outlaw forced pregnancy!”
    How is pregnancy an arbitrary detainment or imprisonment? It
    certainly isn’t arbitrary, it certainly isn’t a detainment, and it
    most definitely is not imprisonment.

    “The
    normal meaning of human being implies a physical body of a certain
    size and shape with common attributes (excepting disabilities). Early
    embryonic forms do not share basic commonalities that define us as
    human beings.” Well, neither does that baby girl who was
    recently born with four working, full-length arms. Neither did the
    Elephant Man (or anybody, for that matter, with a severe case of
    elephantiosis). It can easily be argued that chimpanzees greatly
    resemble human beings. They share “common attributes” with
    humans, they are the size of young children, and they have the basic
    shape, and they are NOT disabled in any way. So, with your argument,
    they must be human. Or we can also look at it another way: Werewolf
    Syndrome. Werewolf Syndrome is a disease that humans can get. It is
    a disease which makes the human become covered from head to toe (and
    even on his or her face) in thick, dark hair. To me, the only thing
    that resembles a human in the people who have this disease is their
    “basic shape.”

    “Fetuses
    cannot breathe or make sounds.” You know very well that this is
    not true. Not one abortion doctor will agree with that quote.

    “Finally,
    the fetal brain is not yet capable of conscious thought and memory
    (which aren’t fully actualized until two or three years after
    birth).” There are actually rare cases of people who remember
    being born, and this is proven. The author (my favorite, in fact)
    Ray Bradbury is one of these people, along with my mom’s friend.

    Please
    respond to the fact that fetuses learn while in the womb (for one
    thing, they learn to be comforted by the rocking motion of the
    mother, and they already feel a strong emotional attachment to the
    mother).

    Please
    do not avoid any of these points as you did in my first e-mail. I
    almost feel the need to resend the letter, because you absolutely
    avoided everything in it.

    Be
    thankful that your mother was pro-life at the time of your birth.

    Chris
    Graham

    Manassas,
    VA

    thechristophershow@yahoo.com

    [END
    OF LETTER]

    Now,
    I also got into a debate with someone over the Internet. I will keep
    his name anonymous (I don’t actually know his real name; only his
    “pseudonym”). Here are his arguments FOR abortion:
    Red
    text is the man speaking.
    Green
    text is me speaking.

    …the
    uterus belongs to the mother. She can do whatever she wants with it.
    It’s HER body, not the fetus.”

    …you
    argue that because a uterus is the woman’s body, the fetus INSIDE the
    uterus is her body. That’s like saying, ‘You’re in the house that I
    own, so I have the right to decide the fate of your life.’ Sure, the
    mother can do what she wants to do with her uterus, but not if it
    ends the life of another human being. A fetus is living (living
    cells), and it is a human being, because it is a member of the
    species Homo sapien. This is the same law that applies
    anywhere else–I can do what I want with something I own, but not if
    it ends the life of another.”

    No
    one can force [you] to donate a kidney, even if it would save a
    nation at war, potentially saving millions. Likewise, a [woman]
    doesn’t…have to serve as a fetal incubator, even if it will save
    the life of one fetus.”

    You’re
    right, I do not have to donate my kidney. However, it would be the
    moral, noble, and unselfish thing to do. Why don’t women ever make
    the moral, noble, unselfish decision? And the baby isn’t there by
    mistake. If you believe in God, God put it there. If you don’t
    believe in God, then the woman put the baby there. She knew what she
    was getting into, she knew the risks, and now has to take
    responsibility for her own actions.”

    [Abortion]
    is not murder, it is killing a bunch of cells as the [woman] deems
    them undesirable.”


    Shooting a
    12-year-old convenience-store robber in the face [although much more
    merciful than abortion] is ALSO merely ‘killing a bunch of cells as
    the convenience-store clerk sees desirable.’ There is absolutely no
    difference.”

    And
    when I told him that fetuses feel pain, this is what he said:

    The
    fetus feels no pain. I know because I was one.”

    With
    this argument, the man is saying that he actually remembers being
    inside his mother’s womb. While this is highly unlikely, there are,
    in fact, some people who have proven that they remember being born.
    Though if he has the brain capacity to be able to remember being in
    the womb, he should also be able to understand that the reason he did
    not feel pain when he was in there is because he was not aborted.
    Also, the man contradicts
    himself here: he claimed he was conscious in the womb (because, as he
    says, he remembers being there), whereas earlier he claimed that a
    fetus not only does not feel pain, but is merely a mass of tissue, or
    “a bunch of cells,” and not a conscious human being.

    I
    then went on to point out the following facts to him:


    Regarding
    the myth of ‘back-alley abortions,’ and how more women died of
    abortion when it was illegal than they do now, Dr. Bernard
    Nathanson, co-founder of the National Abortion Rights Action League,
    admits that his group lied about the number of women who died from
    illegal abortions when testifying before the Supreme Court in 1972.
    ‘We spoke of 5,000 – 10,000 deaths a year….I confess that I knew
    the figures were totally false….it was a useful figure, widely
    accepted, so why go out of our way to correct it with honest
    statistics?’

    “Dr. Anne Speckhard, in a 1985 University of
    Minnesota study, researched ‘long-term manifestations of abortion’
    (5-10 years), and found that 81% of mothers reported preoccupation
    with their aborted child, 54% had nightmares, 35% had perceived
    visitations with their child, and 96% felt their abortion had taken a
    human life. Immediately after an abortion, many women report a
    feeling of relief, but guilt and depression frequently follow. A
    national poll found that at least 56% of women experience a sense of
    guilt over their decision, though the pollster himself acknowledged
    that many women will not even admit having had an abortion. In fact,
    a five-year study shows that 25% of women who have had abortions
    sought out psychiatric care, versus just 3% of women who have not had
    abortions.”

    MARGARET
    SANGER

    Again,
    I don’t expect a pro-choicer to read a pro-lifer’s e-mail in its
    entirety. By ALLOWING ABORTIONS, we are
    GOING AGAINST THE CONSTITUTION.  This is not an argument of
    morals, this is an argument of legality and how the Constitutional
    rights are not being given out to 4,000 babies a day, thus killing
    them.

     

    Here are some interesting facts
    that pro-choicers deliberately hide from women in order to keep their
    business running (yes, these are actual facts with zero opinions):


    Margaret Sanger, the founder of
    Planned Parenthood and a strong advocate of abortion, said the
    following: “The most merciful thing that a large family does to
    one of its infant members is to kill it.”


    Margaret
    Sanger believed in eugenics.

    Eugenics is what Hitler believed
    in, thus starting his Holocaust.

    Margaret Sanger supported
    Hitler’s idea that Jews were “unclean” and should be
    “sterilized” so that they cannot have babies.

    She
    thought the same thing about black people. (There are many
    anti-Margaret Sanger organizations run by blacks because of this
    fact.)

    “We do not want word to get out that we want to
    exterminate the Negro population” is another quote made by
    Margaret Sanger, the woman who supports abortion.

    Another
    fact: Abortion clinics were ORIGINALLY set up with the intention of
    slowing the population growth of blacks and other racial groups that
    were considered mentally or otherwise inferior.

    Margaret
    Sanger said that 7 out of 10 people were “feeble-minded,”
    and that all feeble-minded people should be quarantined from the rest
    of society and live in their own communities.

    Margaret Sanger,
    supporter of abortion, thought that mentally retarded kids and
    physically handicapped kids did not deserve to live.

    Margaret
    Sanger ALSO created the Negro Project, designed to sterilize
    unknowing black women and others she deemed as undesirables of
    society. She also said, “Colored people are like human weeds and
    are to be exterminated.”

    To agree with abortion, you are
    agreeing with an insane person.

    Here are some testimonies of
    abortion doctors who are giving you just the FACTS:

    1)
    Former abortionist, Anthony Levatino, M.D., says, “I want the
    general public to know that the doctors know that this is a person,
    this is a baby. That this is not some kind of blob of tissue. “

    2) Former abortion
    counselor, Nita Whitten, says, “It’s a lie when they tell you
    they’re doing it to help women, because they’re not. They’re doing it
    for the money.”

    3)
    Former abortion counselor, Debra Henry, says, “We were told to
    find the woman’s weakness and work on it. The women were never given
    any alternatives. They were told how much trouble it was to have a
    baby.”

    4) Former
    abortionist, Joseph Randall, M.D., says, “The picture of the
    baby on the ultrasound bothered me more than anything else. The staff
    couldn’t take it. Women who were having abortions were never allowed
    to see the ultrasound.”

    5) Former abortionist, David
    Brewer, M.D., says, “My heart got callous against the fact that
    I was a murderer, but that baby lying in a cold bowl educated me to
    what abortion really was.”

    6)
    Former abortion counselor,Kathy Sparks, says, “The counselor at
    our clinic could cry with the girls at the drop of a pin. She would
    find out what was driving them to want to abort that child and she
    would magnify it.”

    7)
    Former abortionist, McArthur Hill, M.D., says, “I am a murderer.
    I have taken the lives of innocent babies and I have ripped them from
    their mother’s wombs with a powerful vacuum machine.”

    Carol
    Everett was involved in the abortion industry in the Dallas, Texas,
    area from 1977 to 1983. As director of four clinics, and owner of
    two, Everett was responsible for the clinics’ daily operation.
    Everett, who had an abortion soon after it became legal in 1973, now
    speaks out on what she saw in the abortion industry.
    Here’s how
    Carol Everett answered questions about the abortion industry:

    Q.
    What is the governing force behind the
    abortion industry?

    A. Money. It
    is a very lucrative business. It is the largest unregulated industry
    in our nation. Most of the clinics are run in chains because it is so
    profitable.

    Q. In what way is the
    woman deceived?

    A. Every woman
    has two questions, “Is it a baby?” and Does it hurt?”
    The abortionist must answer “NO.” He/she must lie to secure
    the consent of the woman and the collection of the clinic’s fee. The
    women were told that we were dealing with a “product of
    conception” or a “glob of tissue.” They were told that
    there would be only slight cramping, whereas, in reality, an abortion
    is excruciatingly painful.

    Q. What
    type of counseling was offered at the clinics?

    A. We
    didn’t do any real counseling. We sold abortion.

    Q. How
    did you dispose of an aborted baby?

    A. We
    put them down the garbage disposal. Some second and third trimester
    babies’ muscle structure is so strong that the baby will not come
    apart, so they must be disposed of through trash receptacles.

    Q.
    Abortion is supposed to be a “safe”
    experience. What complications did you witness?

    A. In
    the last 18 months I was in the business, we were completing over 500
    abortions monthly and killing or maiming one woman out of 500. Common
    complications that take place are perforations or tears in the
    uterus. Many of those result in hysterectomies. The doctor might cut
    or harm the urinary tract, which then requires surgical repair. A
    complication that is rarely publicized is the one in which the doctor
    perforates the uterus and pulls the bowels through the vagina,
    resulting in colostomy. Some of those can be reversed, some must live
    with the colostomy for the remainder of their lives.


    Please
    do the right thing and provide the FACTS, as I have done here, for
    your customers.  I am sure they would much appreciate it. 

November 1, 2007

  • A Girl I Met

    Yes, I met another one.  We’ve had lunch a few times already.  Three times, actually. 
    And I finally asked her on a date.  She said  yes.  So that’s this
    coming Saturday, three days from now.  I’m pretty excited.  I’m
    bringing her daisies, her favorite flower (unbeknownst to me at the
    time of my decision on that flower).   And I think we’re going to watch
    an indie horror movie called Cigarette Burns at her house.   That was the very loose plan the last time we spoke, anyway.  
         And there’s something so uncertainly special about her.  Yet I’m certain about it.  It’s odd, I admit.  She has habits I don’t like–won’t go into them for the whole world to read (not that anybody reads these)–but I think I can look past them…for now.  I mean, if this ever ended up being a long-term thing, I would expect sacrifices to be made, just as I would make sacrifices for her.  (One BIG sacrifice in particular, also not to be mentioned here!)  I feel as if I’ve known her since I was a baby, just two toddlers having fun with each other, pulling each other’s hair and cooing at our baby rattles; as if this is the beginning of something big.  And it may be.  I don’t know.  I haven’t seen any signs so far.
         So who is this girl?  Name’s Simone.  Isn’t that beautiful?  I’ve always liked that name for a girl.  For a boy it’s kind of weird.  But she’s a girl, so it all works out.  

October 2, 2007

  • Sarah’s Parade

    I took little Sarah to the annual
    Christmas parade in Old Town Anamas [pronounced ANNA-maw]. She loved
    to go every year, as do the other children, for it marked the two
    weeks left until Christmas arrived. It was a special holiday for
    them all. It was a good thing, however that the other two both had
    doctors appointments that morning….

    After half an hour of
    waiting, sitting on the sidewalk, the faint and distant sounds of
    gaiety, pure joy, drifted up and over the street; the glimmer from
    the hub of a wheel of the first parade float, a Santa Claus, complete
    with fake beard and golden sash round the waist, “stuck” in a red
    cardboard chimney, pointed at and cheered by the small ones in the
    crowd.

    Ho, ho, ho!” he
    laughed. “Merrrry Christmas!”

    The scent, the glorious
    scent of funnel cakes with powdered sugar sprinkled heavily on top;
    of steaming hot coffee for the other adults; of merriment, for
    indeed, merriment has a scent all of its own–it is the smell of
    cinnamon sticks and green tea and peppermints, milk slowly heating on
    the stove as a fire crackles in, and warms, the next room while one’s
    children line up in front of it on their stomachs to bathe in the
    fire’s glory, to soak up the other hundreds of fine scents that a
    fire alone has to offer.

    The air was freezing cold,
    but all hearts in the area were growing warmer and warmer. And all in
    one motion, I stood up, lifted seven-year-old Sarah from her chair,
    and held her up there, high above the rest of the crowd. As she sat
    up there, she sang Christmas songs, and it was the most wonderful
    sound in the world at that moment. Her voice, small but powerful;
    her hair, sweeping and breezing across that beautiful face of hers;
    and her cheeks, cutely red, rounded, and chapped.

    Shoulders hurt, but upon
    them she remained, until:

    Oh, can’t you just see the
    look on Sarah’s face when Rudolph, that red-nosed reindeer of only
    the stories and her dreams, came up to her and hugged her and placed
    a giant candy cane into her palms, choosing her for her happiness,
    for her perfection as a child? In Sarah’s opinion, sucking on a
    candy cane until all she had left was a pure white sliver of
    sweetness was the ultimate joy of the Christmas holiday. And
    now…these days…God….

    Song in the air.

    Rainbow confetti, littering
    the street.

    Big, fake presents under
    big, fake Christmas trees.

    Horses, donkeys, marching
    bands—-all necessary to complete the holiday.

    And the silver bells, the
    golden bells, the sleigh bells! All magnificent, all
    absolutely and perfectly, wonderfully beautiful noises!

    And amongst it all, a
    deafening sound; it was not the roaring crowd; it was not the bells
    of the sleighs, nor the tolling bell of the Presbyterian church up
    the street; it was not the furious clomping of horses’ hooves.

    It was a gunshot.

    The parade stopped dead,
    everyone screaming as they ducked to the ground without a thought,
    grabbing their children on their way down.

    Except
    Sarah was not there–she was already on the ground, lying still, and
    breathing no more.

September 17, 2007

September 14, 2007

  • My dream

    I had the worst dream last night.  I woke up with a single tear going from my right eye and across the bridge of my nose (I was sleeping on my left side).  Then I just burst into sobbing.  Miranda and I were both dying.  We were husband and wife, and we were probably 50-ish, though we looked like we do now.  And we both had the same cancer, and we were both dying.  And I told her to kiss me before I die.  So she kissed me, just a peck on the lips.  But I said, “No, longer than that, please!”  I was crying in the dream, ’cause I knew we only had a few more minutes together. She started kissing me long and hard, and then she started crying with me, and she said, “Chris, let’s see a Muse concert together, one last adventure before we die.”  And I woke up. 
         I don’t want to die without her.
      I told her that today on the phone, but all she could say was that she was sorry.

September 12, 2007

  • Into the Days of Tomorrow

    The ship’s sail was taut in the wind

    But was rippling with such ferocity

    It appeared as though it would rip
    cleanly

    From the mast at any moment.

    She was empty, yet sailing she went–

    On and on,

    Towards the horizon,

    Towards the End of the earth,

    Into the days of tomorrow,

    Into the sunset like a drifting cliché,

    Until she went over the edge,

    Landing in the palm of a gentle god,

    A god who takes care of those he loves,

    And who loves the things he’s created;

    Who created all we see–

    Clouds, flowers, mountains, the earth
    itself–

    And all we cannot see–

    Love, fear…and the beautiful horizon
    over which

    Our tiny vessel fell into his warm,
    welcoming hand,

    Saved from demise,

    And brought to a river of gold in all
    it’s wonder.

    And where can we find this river and
    the ship

    Which sails its waters?

    Take a boat into the ocean;

    Drop the oars into the water,

    Left to sink or rot, whichever
    nature finds most poetic;

    And drift.

    Let the current of the ocean lead you
    to the river.

    But you must have faith in your gut

    …And love in your heart.

    © Chris Graham